Schmutter: Driving Makes You Dumber

A new study in Britain says that driving makes people less intelligent. And I say, “Baruch Hashem.” I thought it was just me. But that does explain a lot. For...

Minhagim You Will Want to Take On!

The period of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah is a serious time, and we do a lot of things in all seriousness. But in all seriousness, it’s sometimes difficult for our kids...

Humor: What Are You Wearing?

The following is not a paid advertisement. Do you ever feel like your hearing’s going, but it doesn’t really matter because the only thing people seem to be saying is:...

Humor: Hold The Phone!

  I don’t think most of my younger siblings have home phones. Sure, most of them are still in the apartment phase. But for instance, I have a brother who just...

Got A Match?

If I would have known what a pain it would be to find clothes to wear to my wife’s brother’s wedding, I probably never would have sent in the...

Sofa, It’s Not Working Out

Dear Mordechai, My boys killed my couches. What should I do? Should I replace them? Yes, definitely. Maybe replace them with girls. They don’t ruin couches as much. Oh, wait. It just...

Bent Out Of Shape

Loosely translated, the word schuckel means to bend back and forth while davening, and, in some extreme cases, even to sway from side to side. Schuckeling is something many...

The Way It Is: A Delusional Pipe Dream

The deranged individual who mailed more than a dozen pipe bombs to high-profile members of the Democratic Party was caught, thank G-d. Within just a few days he was...

The Way It Is: It Could Always Be Worse

  There is an oft-used expression that goes like this: “Things could always be worse.” Never has this been more evident than it is right now. I recently vented about...
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You Just Might Be BT If…

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