Humor

  I don’t know if it’s just me, but I feel like every year we have to get a kid into a high school. First my daughter, then my son,...

  For months, I worried about the possibility of Bernie Sanders becoming president, G-d forbid! Despite knowing that it was unlikely to happen, I had nightmares about it. But things...

  Well, man plans and G-d laughs! I had figured that the beginning of March would be a good time to take a week off and spend Purim and quality...

  I won the lottery! I’m sorry for repeating myself. I’m just trying to let it sink in. OK, so a couple of months back, I wrote an article about all these...

“Shushan Medical Group, please hold.” “Hi, this is Queen Vashti, and I’m calling about a skin cond — Great.” Hold music plays. “At Shushan Medical Group, we prioritize care for our...

  About once a year, I write a “dumb criminals” article, because there are a lot of criminals out there who do stupid things and get caught, probably because if...

  It’s cold. That’s all I can think about right now, as I sit in my drafty 80-plus-year-old Passaic house, five feet from my front door. As I’m writing this, it...

  This week is Presidents Day, when we celebrate our great country in which we have all the freedoms we can want — most importantly, the freedom to practice our...

By Mordechai Schmutter In honor of Tu B’Shevat, we should really talk about eating some fruits and vegetables, because come Purim, we’re going to switch over to junk food for...

By Hannah Berman Despite the fact that I am by no means what could be called a “fashionista,” my clothes are always neat and clean and I believe that I...