Humor: I Sawed The Instructions

By Mordechai Schmutter So I recently learned how to use a chainsaw. Who says you can’t learn new things as an adult? I had to do it as an adult. This...

The Way It Is: Adjustable Loans

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be / For loan oft loses both itself and friend” is a famous passage from William Shakespeare’s Hamlet, and indeed those words ring...

How To Spot Another Frum Family On Vacation

One of the most fun activities for a frum person on vacation is to look around for other frum families on vacation. And of course to introduce yourself, even...

Humor: What Are You Wearing?

The following is not a paid advertisement. Do you ever feel like your hearing’s going, but it doesn’t really matter because the only thing people seem to be saying is:...

The Way It Is: A Remote Possibility

The list of errors I make on a regular basis continues to grow. It was not long ago, after leaving the supermarket while talking on the phone with my daughter,...

The Way It Is: Footing the Bill

As people age, they tend to spend more time visiting doctors. It is not because we want to or because we have more time on our hands. Yes, as retired...

Humor: Bear With Us

Today’s topic is: “Safety Around Animals.” Most of you are thinking, “I know how to be safe; I just avoid areas where there are animals. How about I just don’t...

Humor: The Kids Need Oral Support

I got the feeling that I don’t take my kids to the dentist often enough when, at the end of their latest appointment, on their way out, they were...

The Way It Is: The Cold Shoulder

At one time, the definition of the word gimmick escaped me. No longer! I learned that a gimmick is something invented especially for the purpose of attracting attention and...

War And Peace: A Camp Newsletter

Wow! Yet another exciting week at Camp Agudas Eizov! How surprising! With the Nine Days fast approaching (ouch), we really tried to pack in the activities this week: Musically Inclined Early...
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