Mazal tov! It’s a teenager!
If you’re rolling your eyes at that headline, you’re probably the parent of a teenager. Or you’re a teenager. If you are one, this is not the article for...
A Host Of Questions
Quick, how do you convince people to move to the town you’re living in? I need to know, because they’re coming for Shabbos.
See, I have a friend from yeshiva...
The Height Of Fright
The Wallendas are a multi-generational circus family often referred to as “The Flying Wallendas.” The family’s American circus history began in 1928 when Karl Wallenda and his troupe of...
The Way It Is: Giver’s Remorse
Regardless of how frequently I buy clothes, I all too often wind up behind the eight ball. Being “behind the eight ball” indicates that one is in a bad...
Schmutter: One Small Step for Hotels
Today we have great news for anyone who is looking to get away from it all, and by it “all,” we mean literally everything — human beings, air, gravity...
Schmutter: Between Me and Me
OK, I’ll admit it: I talk to myself. I am literally talking to myself right now, as I plan this article. And why shouldn’t I? I like me! I...
The Way It Is: Size vs. Speed
In most physical confrontations and competitions, size is a major consideration. The most notable example of this might be in the world of boxing. There were traditionally eight weight...
Spring Has Spr—Oh, It’s Gone
Hey, remember the old days, when, between winter and summer, there was a season called spring?
I kind of feel like spring used to be this whole major season. When...
Mobile Assistants
For many years, there was a store on Central Avenue that sold and serviced mobile phones. There was a large Verizon sign outside, which led me to believe that...
Hannah Berman: Self-Explanatory
Recently, I saw a post on Facebook that admonished people not to use self- checkout registers. The information provided stated that self-checkouts kill jobs and that the machines don’t...