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Posts by Mordechai Schmutter
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Rooster Or Hen?
Humor
October 7, 2024
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Memories In A Book
Humor
September 26, 2024
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Nach: Is It Only for Girls?
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September 23, 2024
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In The Interest Of Saving Time
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September 16, 2024
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Beer With Me
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September 9, 2024
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The Teachers’ Homework
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September 3, 2024
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Grass Pains
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August 26, 2024
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Getting a Little Misty About Niagara Falls
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August 19, 2024
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Unforeseen Circumstances
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August 5, 2024
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Are You My Mother?
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July 30, 2024
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Question This is not a halachic question, but I need advice on how to handle a situation. Many years ago, we rented our basement to...
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On September 24, 2024, the Rabbinical Alliance of America/Igud HaRabbonim (RAA/Igud) celebrated its 36th annual Chai Elul Siyum HaShas and 82nd annual dinner at the famed...
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