My Call Is Important To Them
I’m on the phone.
No one loves sitting on the phone with customer service, but you’d think that the most efficient companies for this—the ones that the others should look...
This One Is Topical
This week, in honor of my 600th humor column in the Five Towns Jewish Times, I’m finally going to give away some trade secrets, in response to the people...
Shelve That Thought
Purim is behind us and my thoughts are the same as they are every year at this time. I am trying to determine who would be happy to receive...
Car Sick Ad D’lo Yada
I love Purim as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is the owner of a new carpet), but I have to say that the worst part...
Let The Games Begin
“Funny How Time Flies When You Are Having Fun” is a song that was recorded by singer Janet Jackson. The oft-used expression is “time flies when you’re having fun,”...
Heavy Journalism
It’s that time of year: all the yeshivas and shuls are making dinners, so that everyone can get together for a night of chizuk and community and trying very...
Long Story Short
Every year, in honor of Presidents Day, I present a bunch of fun facts about one of our presidents, going in chronological order. I plan to do this every...
Ballooning Concerns
Over time words take on new meanings. Sometimes the new meaning is a positive one and other times it is quite the opposite. For years, whenever we heard the...
Pharmacy Hang-Ups
My mother always said that regardless of how bad things are, they can always be worse. She was right. For a long time I thought there was nothing more...